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So, as some of you know, (okay, probably only thor), I am super excited about my assignment for the ladiesbigbang. I have decided I am going to accomplish this by writing an alternate universe in which all the lead dudes from the movies either never existed or were killed, and make up a movieverse!Layla Miller to instigate and navigate. So now I am more excited, yessss.

My current diet is to eat one meal a day, resentfully. Every bite I had today was forced down my throat, and it wasn't a lot, and I still almost threw up after lunch. I feel pretty chipper so I don't exactly know why my body has decided to pack it in like this, but considering that for the last week I have had insomnia every night until dawn, it's possible that I am becoming a vampire, and normal human food will no longer sustain me.

Today I bought a cheap pocket watch on a leather thong that's meant to be worn as a necklace, and whenever I check the time I feel like a pirate. I don't actually know why a pirate in particular, maybe because it looks like a compass?

And about a week ago I bought a new pair of headphones and destroyed them about two days later. I don't know how. I don't even care. I quit.