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Today was epic. We—being me, unicorn, thor, reign, neuroticisizing, and our friends Jeremy, Chase, and Michelle—decided that it'd be awesome to go into a drive in theater to see the Expendables and Inception, except the Expendables sort of sucked a lot, so we sat on top of the car watched the screen for Piranha 3D and watched dozens of people die silently. Then it started pouring fucking raining, so we all scrambled to get inside to safety and apparently this was more interesting at the other car, where six people tried to shove their way into a two person pickup. The losers of that sad version of musical chairs came knocking on our doors a few minutes later, and we all piled inside to shout at Inception, which was as weird and fucked up as ever.

This is a slightly abridged version of events, but it is all true.

Tomorrow we're going to the zoo, to observe giraffes and probably water slides will be involved. Not at the same time.