妳的快樂 全都是我的對策

[highways]

Women's foooooootball. The USA plays Columbia tonight! It's hard to get as psyched for the Women's World Cup as I was for the Men's World Cup, just because part of the psyched-ness comes from everybody else being psyched at the same time, and that is just not happening. CURSE THE PATRIARCHY. Anyway the games are just as exciting as last summer's—also so far I haven't seen a single person fake an injury, man. Which actually makes it more exciting because when somebody goes down and doesn't get up you're all, oh no! /grabs face

Speaking of which, the news programs here are way less squeamish about showing certain footage than I remember them being back home. A week or two ago me and my friends were eating dinner at the 鹵味 place around the corner, sitting right in front of TV watching the news, when they showed a traffic cam video of some pedestrian totally geting mowed down by a truck. CUE THE CHORUS OF GIRLY GASPS THEY PROBABLY HEARD ACROSS THE STREET. It was horrifying. We were horrified.

I have sat on my ass and done nothing but read comic books and watched soccer games and talked to people I like for two days straight. I should feel awful about myself, but I actually feel awesome and cheerful and shit. I'm thinking about taking off tomorrow and maybe hitting up the east coast, I don't know, but for the moment the lack of stress and sleeping whenever I want seems to be doing me a lot of good.

Comments

[unicorn]

I AM HAPPY YOU FEEL AWESOME

[highways]

I AM EVEN MORE CHEERFUL NOW, WE JUST WON THE SOCCER GAME

[thor]

WAIT I SHOULD BE WATCHING THAT TOO

and i was totally about to continue responding with something relevant to your post if your cat didn't just dramatically fall onto me, claws unsheathed

[highways]

YOU MISSED THE US GAME BRO, WE WON! BY A LOT!

get the fuck online

[thor]

HEY, SPOILERS! I COULD HAVE WATCHED IT AND PRETENDED IT WAS WATCHING IT WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING FOR THE FIRST TIME BUT NOOOO YOU HAD TO RUIN THAT YOU RUINER

do you not care about the fate of your cat?

fine

[highways]

DO YOU WANT A LINK TO THE HIGHLIGHT CLIPS

she's fine, i'm sure

[thor]

MAYBE

BUT YOU STILL RUINED IT

is that what you really think