一步一步像恆星轉動 逆風也不放手

[highways]

So when I'm not obsessively Googling my new celebrity boyfriend (sorry, JGL, I feel we had a good, if short, run) and bitching about the Korean robots from space sent to destroy me, I'm pretty intensely involved in having a life basically, which is a shock to me and maybe everyone else, I don't know. People are amazingly willing to forgive my loud and bumbling way of socializing—suspiciously so. For instance, I went to see a hilarious and bizarre play last night, which honestly was a production that probably deserves its own entry, and afterwards one of the performers came up to me and said we actually knew each other already. "Uh," I said. "真的嗎..." And then she invited me to go out clubbing with her next week. Students get in free!

Yeah idk. Not even.

Thursdays are my long days. Like Wednesday. And Friday. At the end of all of them, I'm a zoned out zombie who speaks in a fucked up language all my own, usually along the lines of: "Oh god, 為什麼我的 fucking I don't know christ I want to sleep 可是不可以, 我有作業作業 always the fucking 作業, 我不喜歡那個課, 不喜歡大學, I don't even like being alive, 殺我."

My extremely difficult life, let me show you it. Oh, and hi new friends from the friending meme, what is up.

Comments

[jae]

You make 'googling' sound so dirty in that first sentence. ;)

-J

[highways]

... haha.

/shifty eyes

[thor]

lololol your suffering makes me laugh! See? Ahahahahahahahaha!

And you really do like the university! You eeeenjooooy claaaaass and you LOOOVE YOUR JOOOOOB

But that last part's okay. :D

[highways]

Shouldn't you be off drawing some Jiro Wang fanart or something.

[thor]

You don't know anything.

[highways]

So do you want the pic of him cosplaying Goku or not.

[thor]

Gimme gimme gimme

[highways]

oh that was the wrong one wasn't it

[thor]

... it's alright. i will let you try again. any more mistakes are okay, too. really okay.

[highways]

apparently being a boyband pop star means you have to keep your clothes on pretty much all the time. the closet thing i have is this.



oh, and there's this.



but that picture is not hot at all, what the hell is he even doing. i just keep staring it going what. what.

[thor]

He's holding his shirt up with his mouth while wearing an angry face while flexing the rest of him.

Duuuuh.

[highways]

Why would anybody do that.

[thor]

Why wouldn't they?

[highways]

Have you done that lately? Granted you have abs and I do not. Is this something people with abs frequently do? Do you all practice and stuff?

[thor]

But of course! About twice a day. It is an excellent sort of... um...

... something...

[highways]

... is it ... fun?

Did you ever catch DBZ!Jiro btw.

[thor]

Indeed it is. Why else would one do it?!

ANDI DID YES it may or may not of been--i mean--it probably wasn't--but it--like--could potentially of been the background of my, um, phone? I mean, it's physically possible but that doesn't actually mean anything.

[highways]

HAHAHAHAHA he has not made it onto my phone yet man. Though of course, here he's a fucking celebrity, my friends would know who he was. I bet if anybody asks you you could probably pass him off as a friend of yours or something.

[thor]

HE WILL SOON MARK MY WORDS

I probably could! But anybody who sees your phone will assume you are a FANGIRL and they would be right

FAAAANGIIIRRRL

[highways]

DANTE IS MY BG THERE he is sort of a permanent fixture

WHATEVER i still have some dignity